Fatso Schmidt, aka “The Keyboard Cat” has been around long before his Internet fame. It all began at the 1969 Woodstock Music & Arts Fair…. Featuring Never Before Seen Photos of Keyboard Cat & Interviews with Jocko Marcellino of Sha Na Na, Evan Brown of Shaimus & Tay Zonday of, well, Tay Zonday 
SUBSCRIBE: www.youtube.com TWITTER: www.twitter.com For more Sketch Comedy videos, go to: www.totallysketch.com For more Keyboard Cat videos, go to playhimoffkeyboardcat.com Starring Jocko Marcellino Jason Horton www.twitter.com Richard Ryan www.twitter.com Evan Brown Steve Greene Tay Zonday Special Thanks The Keyboard Cat Brad O’Farrell Charlie Schmidt Music Connor Fabiano Cinematography Dave Eaton Director Michael Gallagher ©2009 Totally Sketch, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
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Keyboard Cat: True Internet Story
Tuesday, February 21st, 2012A Doctor Who Love Story – Rose – Season 1 – Episode 1 – Part 1
Wednesday, February 15th, 2012
Rose’s POV My name is Rose Tyler, I’m a 19 year old girl living at home with her mum in London, England. My father died when I was a baby, his name was Pete, my mum, Jackie, misses him terribly and always used to tell me how kind and generous he was and how he just wanted to be a good dad. Even though I never knew him, though, I miss him. And then theirs Mickey-my boyfriend. That’s all I can say about him now really… *** My alarm block blared at the set time- 7:30AM- signaling I had to get up and go to work at the shop. I go up, and got ready to leave. When I was ready, I grabbed my purse, the keys to the shop and kissed my mum on the cheek, “Bye!” I said walking out, “See ya later!” she called back. I walked out of the apartment and signaled for a bus to slow down, when it did I hoped on. It went half way across town until it stopped again at the shop. I ran into the building and my shift started. Nearing the end of the day I started to restock the place when the PA system person said, “Customer announcement; The store will be closing in five minutes, thank you.” I started to walk out the door when the door man gave me the lottery money. I sighed and got in the elevator pressing the lowest level button. It took me down and when i got out I knocked on electrician’s door, “Wilson? Wilson, I’ve got the lottery money! Wilson?” I knocked on the door again, “Wilson, I can’t hang around ’cause they’re closing the shop.” Then I heard someone moving around. “Hello?” I called I …
A Players Love Story ll Jemi ll Season 2 ll 4 [Real Episode]
Thursday, February 9th, 2012
Okay so this is really the episode I hope you will enjoy it. I am going to call my bff now and then well… we will talk 
Ohh this weekend was soo awesome I will tell ya about it sometime when I have time Season 2 Part 4 (Don’t go): =Demi= I looked around, Nick had just left to get a coffee, my flight was leaving 30 minutes later so we still had some time. I just sat there and waited, I couldn’t really drink anything knowing that I would never see Joe again in my life. 5 minutes passed and Nick still wasn’t back but then I heard a few people shout around and then I felt a tap on my shoulder and I turned around, expecting it to be Nick, not Joe. He had tears running down his cheeks and his eyes were red, he held my letter in his hand and I just wanted to say something when he pulled me into a tight hug. “Demi… Demi, I’m so glad I found you.” He cried in my shoulder and I didn’t know what to do but I just wrapped my arms around him and held him tight, one more time. “Joe… what are you doing here?” I whispered softly and he sobbed louder but pulled away from me. “Please don’t leave” He said and looked me deep in the eyes, in this moment I really decided hard whether to stay or not? But why was he suddenly caring so much again. “Demi… can we talk?” He barley got out and I just couldn’t say no seeing his face like this, he was so cute. I slowly nodded and he gave me a little smile before he lead me away to a little more quiet place where we were able to talk. I …
Soon will Be mine ~ a justin bieber love story ~ chpt.22
Wednesday, February 8th, 2012
Ana Pov. Nice way to shut me up. He pulled back slowly. J- It does kick alot when i touch you , is it becuase your nervous ? he asked. i was alway nevouss, because i didnt know if he tought that i was a bad kisser or something, i just wish i could read minds. i chuckled then put on a solem face. A- no. It just that J- Your nervous around me he smiled J- because your afraid of what i think of you . i chuckled i looked down but then he put his hand on my face bringing it back up. Then he kissed me softly. J- Your beatiful. Your a Goddess with amzaing lipss. And that baby, Is Mine and yours Forever we will be together. I told myslef that you would soon be mine, and your all mine noww.I Love you, and i dont care if you didnt give me headd, i could careless acually I was astonished because of those words. A- i love you tooo. Baby. I felt a soft kick on my right side. A- And i love you too. I said looking downat my stomach. J- alrighty let goo. We went to the concert , and of course we killed it. The bed never seemed so confertable in my life J- Go to sleep babe, You and the baby need it. A- mmm, i love you J- ilove you too he kissed my forehead then lifted my shirt and kissed my belly. i felt another kick on my leftside of my stomach where justin had his hand. i looked at his face, he was so amazed. i luaghed Justin pov I smiled at her cute laughter. She slowly closed her eyes. i pulled down her shirt and put the covers over her. i walked to my room and checked my phone. ‘One …
I Got it Bad (Jemi Love Story) Ep. 5
Monday, February 6th, 2012
*With Demi and Carson* Demi:*wipes her eyes* Im sorry Carson. I knew this was a bad idea.*kisses her forehead* Lets get you into bed.*puts her in her crib* *phone rings* Demi: Hello*sniffles* Miley: Hey Demi, how did everything go? Demi: Awful, all he said was “the kid is not mine, i gotta go” *imitating joes voice* Miley: Oh Demi, thats horrible. Joe is such a jerk! Demi: I know, I thought that maybe he would be..I dont know. Miley: Joe is always going to be Joe. Demi: Yeahh, I guess your right. I should probably go.*sighs* Its bee a looong night. Miley: Okay bye, hun.*hangs* *The next day* Demi:*parks her car and gets out, walking toward the school* Joe:*yells from behind her* DEMI!*still mad* Demi:*doesnt turn around* Joe, just leave me alone*yells* Joe:*catches up, grabs her arm* Will you please hold on a second? We need to talk. Demi:*jerks her arm away* I dont like talking to douches like you. Joe: Yeahh and you think this is any better for me?!*realy close to her face* Demi: *backs up* Fine, im listening. You have like 10 seconds then Im walking away.*crosses her arms* Joe: How do you know that she’s my kid? Demi: We had sex, duh.*rolls her eyes* Joe: So, couldnt it be some other guy? Demi: No, Joe. When I got back from vacation I started feeling sick, then I missed a period, the- Joe:*interupts her* Okay, thank you for that very detailed description.*grossed out, but serious* Im not ready to be a father. Demi: Well, this is what happens.*coldly* Joe:*getting …
A Nelena Story (Nelena&&Jemi) ep. 25 (Death)
Monday, February 6th, 2012
dONT OWN ANYTHING !! ENJOY!!!! WITH JEMI Demi: (stayed the night at the hospital and now at school in class with Joe sitting behind her) Joe: (passes her a note that says: When can i meet your mom?) Demi: (writes: Never.) Joe: (writes: that big of a fight) Demi: (writes: she never wants to see me again is her words) Joe: (writes: then can i come over tonight?) Demi: (writes: of course) WITH SELENAS DAD IN JAIL Selenas Dad: (in the jail cell with a thug) Thug: (names Rex) so fresh meat you in hear why? Selenas Dad: (quiet) Rex: (gets up in his face) i said you changed cells WHY?!!? Selenas Dad: (quiet still) Rex: (picks him up by his neck and throws him into a concrete wall) Selenas Dad: (sees the light) WITH NELENA Selena: (asleep) Nick: (holding McKinley) (calles her Kinley for short) McKinley: (asleep) Nick: (smiles then feels her phone vibrate) Joe: (texted: Nick this is urgent CALL ME! ) Nick: (texts: cant holding Kinley shes asleep) Joe: (texts: well dont tell Selena yet okay?) Nick: (texts: okay) Joe: (texts:her father just died) Nick: (thinks: oh yay) (puts his phone away) Doctors: (screaming for help to the emergeny room for another patient) Selena: (wakes up from the screaming) Nick: oh hun you can go back to sleep im here with her Selena: (yawns) no no its fine im not tired Nick: (smiles when he sees the dark circles under her eyes) humor me. Selena: (grins) can i hold my kid…. please? Nick: let me think about it… Selena: Nick give me my fucking baby Nick …
Soon Will Be Mine~A justin Bieber Love story~ Chp. 26
Sunday, February 5th, 2012
Anas Pov. J- I love you, He knew those words where the only ones that could calm me down and put me into my place. I smiled A- I love you too. He took my hand in his free hand. J- so what are we gunna do ? A- I have the guys phonenumber but im not calling him until the baby born. J- Okay. Bed by j.holiday came on to the radio. i turned it up A- touching you like its my first time. Ima put you to Bed Bed Bed. Justin keeped look at me and i laughed J- You sing good. I laughed even harder. A- Shut up. J- mhm. Ima take you to bed yeah yeah! I smiled J- we’re here. I went to get out of the car but justin pulled me back. J- gimmie kiss. I leaned in and he kissed me softly. And i felt the baby kick. He pulled back before he got carried away. A- Im hungry I got out of the car and started walking towards the tour bus J- Their food in the frigee/ P- Hey Ana Banana. Hey Justin. A- Hey. J- Hi mom. Justin sat down next to Kenny and i went striaght for the frigde . K- How the baby, ana? A- Im five months Pregnant. And it not Justins. J- But im Going to do what ever i have to for that baby. P- Tht how i raised you to be a good Dad. Justin POV. K-You okay with this ? J- yeah, i love her so everythings gunna be okay. I looked over to her she was making a sandwhich. She looked back at me. A- What she smiled. J- Nothing. exept your Your all mine. She smiled and went back to her sandwhich. K- I see it. J- Yeah. K- You gunna marry her? he whispered J-What. NO. Im to young. K-Oh. I was just …
PB&J – A Jemi Love Story [Episode 42, Season 5] (M 4/15)
Saturday, February 4th, 2012
Sry for the long wait Couldn’t post it earlier 5 COMMENTS FOR THE NEXT ONE! Episode 42, Season 5: The next day Everyone: (shouts) WELCOME HOME! Danielle: (looks around and gasps) wow guys… Nick: we wanted you to have a nice welcoming back… and we know you are still tired but we just had to celebrate somehow Danielle: (hugs Nick and then everyone else) thank you guys Kevin: I am just going to bring Nicole upstairs into her nursery Demi: oh I want to come with you (smiles and walks upstairs with Kevin and Nicole) Kevin: (gently lays Nicole down in her crib) Nicole’s nursery: www.furniturestoreblog.com Demi: she’s so beautiful Kevin Kevin: just wait until your two babies are here… Demi: (giggles) I never saw you smile so big Kevin Kevin: the feeling is just awesome you know? Demi: (nods) I can’t wait for my babies, I already love them so much, but I think Joe really is going to spoil them Kevin: then let him, he wants to be a good dad Demi: (nods and walks back out of the room with Kevin to let Nicole sleep) Kevin? Kevin: (turns around again and looks at Demi) Demi: Joe’s birthday is tomorrow… and I still don’t have a present… I just don’t know what to get him Kevin: I don’t really know… Demi: what does Joe love the most? Kevin: you and the babies…and then his family… then probably the band and well then comes the rest … Demi: you aren’t helping Kevin Kevin: just… I don’t know give him something that comes from your heart Demi: you say it so easy …
Much Better, a Jonas Brothers Love Story (s5 ep45, parents)
Friday, February 3rd, 2012
RECAP: Casey apologized to Morgan for being rude, LINK TO SONG: www.youtube.com “I ready for bed, Unca Tay!” Samantha called from the top of the staircase. Allie slid off of my lap, readjusting her shirt. I kissed her neck one more time, and stood up from the couch. “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” I whispered in her ear, kissing her cheek. “Alright, Uncle Tay.” She teased, laughing when I picked her up and threw her back on the couch. I took the stairs two at a time, finding Samantha underneath the blankets in the bed of the spare bedroom She clung to her teddy bear, humming quietly to herself. “Ready, Sam?” I called, my hand hovering over the light switch near the door. “Yep!” She chirped. “Alright, goodnight.” I said, about to turn the light out, but Samantha sat up. “Wait!” “What?” “You has to tuck me in.” She squeaked, reaching her arms out to me. Now, I’ve never tucked a little kid into bed before, so if I do this wrong, Samantha will for sure be the one to tell me that I’m not good at it. She gets that harsh truth thing from Casey. No doubt. I leaned over the bed, pulling the blanket over her. She yawned, then looked at me. “Comfy?” I asked. “Yep.” She squeaked. “Alright, goodnight.” I said again. “Hug!” She demanded, stretching her arms up again. I leaned down and wrapped my arms around her, smiling when her hands squeezed me back. “Go to sleep now, ok?” I whispered, and she nodded. “Love you Unca Tay.” She yawned, closing her eyes. I beamed. “Love you too.” I …
Standing Ovation Ch.11 (A Nick Jonas Daughter Story)
Tuesday, January 31st, 2012
Heheehehe thats me in the video!! Yea so i’m back from my hair cut and it really isnt different…. And the person who was cutting my hair was like a stalker because she kept on asking me questions…..Okay to the story!! Still Jackie’s POV: She kept on talking and talking until I realized something. Where was my dad??? According to him, he would be here in a flash…Wait, what am I saying?? He probably has another meeting or a concert..I seriously don’t know why he even cares. It’s like ‘oh yea, 1 year goes by and I finally talk to my daughter and now she is in a coma and doesn’t know when she can wake up’. Why cant he just be a GOOD dad and come for your daughter and actually care about her? IS IT REALLY THAT HARD? I just realized that Blake was still talking to me. eckkk, just open your eyes Jackie! I wish it was that simple….I really do. Why cant life be simple?! –With Nick– –After the concert– Nick’s POV I am the worst father ever [Yes Nick, yes you AREE!]. My daughter is in a coma and I just did some stupid concert. I want to be there for her but I’m in Maine while she’s in California. It will take too long to get there and I don’t know how many more meetings we have until we’re done! I want to end the band so I can go pick up my angel and take her home and she will love me and….Oh what am I thinking?!? Our family could never be like that because of me….”Nick. Nick!” End of POV Joe: Nick, Nick! Nick: huh? Yea Joe? Joe: Wanna tell us what happened earlier …